Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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