I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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