You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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