look no pants
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
