you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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