i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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