its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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