Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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