i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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