So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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