I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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