all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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