He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
So vagazzling was a success
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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