Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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