She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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