ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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