Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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