Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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