oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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