Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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