I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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