This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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