On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
sex in a hospital.. check
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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