so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I love you. Go after that dick
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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