so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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