whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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