Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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