I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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