She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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