I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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