NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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