Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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