can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just gift wrapped bread.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Holy shit dude........stairs
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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