So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
