he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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