i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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