Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Two words: blizzard sex
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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