Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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