i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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