everyone is single if you try hard enough
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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