Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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