i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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