Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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