i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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