NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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