I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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