I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Drake has all the answers
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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