i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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