If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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