I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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