Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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