She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Randomize
