On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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