The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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