I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
it's like heaven, but drunker
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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