The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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