Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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